Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
