Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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