Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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