talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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