Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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