I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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