the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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