Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
