...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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