her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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