I'm going to jail i love you
"it" just moved
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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