And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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