Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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