Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
we should paint friendship bongs
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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