Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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