Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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