i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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