She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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