Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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