do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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