i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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