didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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