it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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