i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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