Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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