We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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