We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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