It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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