super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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