This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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