SEEEEXXX PLEASE
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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