theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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