Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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