never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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