how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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