youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Sorry about my life...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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