She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize