He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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