he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Randomize
