Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
