Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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