I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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