Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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