I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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