you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
im six kinds of drunk right now
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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