My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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