I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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