You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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