The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just had sex on a roof
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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