Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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