Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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