I wish I could punch you in the face.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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