I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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