What a fucking waste of an outfit
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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