I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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