but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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