cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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