its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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