How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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