I'm lost and stupid without you.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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